Just one of the reasons I love Sharon Osbourne

Because she is plastic surgeried like crazy, because she will tell you how fabulous it is too pull all that skin back and how horrible it is not to be able to feel your ass after lipo and she will still rip on "lying bitches," the celebrities who are not so truthful about the whole flabby flesh mess.

Oh Sharon, Sharon, Sharon. Thank you for topping off my The Hills-gasmic night on Chelsea Lately by saying:

"Nicole Kidman's forehead looks like a fucking plasma screen TV!"

Oh Nicole, Nicole, Nicole. I'm sorry, darlin', but Shay-ron's got a point. I don't even care what Sharon Osbourne is famous for now or how the hell she became a celebrity in the first place (it was more the flagrant cussing and Ozzy-corralling than the rocker wife-manager thing, right?). Right there, she's officially better than People magazine to me now.

Comments

[dadshouse]

I love when people rip on lying bitches. Props to Sharon.

[furiousball]

anyone that has put up with ozzy's crap for as long as she did has to be cool

[Mat]

We need some before and after Nicole Kidman shots... like some shots from 10 or 15 years ago to see if her forehead has grown. I have a big forehead too... some people used to call it a six-head (as in, a forehead is when you can fit four fingers between your eyebrows and your hairline and Mat has a six-head).

Someone tell Sharon that the reason women lie about it is because... OMG someone has to explain to her why they lie about it? She doesn't even have enough sense to understand that? Maybe it's just that since she has no shame she doesn't understand why other people do?

Sharon Osbourne is like the Sarah Palin of celebrity. She doesn't really deserve to be here but people love her anyway.

[daruma]

I still loves me some Nicole though!

[SS+1]

Sharon is a total hoot!