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Linkety Dinkety Doo: Thurdays this-es and that
Thursday, August 7, 2008 
This really is awesome. And so much easier to memorize than the periodic table from sophomore chem class. My favorite elements are #26 and #50, #14 and #33 (beware: totally explosive when combined). Thanks for passing this note, CityMama.
Please do not tell Lil E about this. It will completely ruin his current dreams for prom.
Please do not tell my mother about these. Not only will she want to play with them, I am pretty sure they will remind her of how many baby girl clothes are laying in wait in her guest room dresser drawers.
I want to live in this place. What does it say that my favorite collection is called Barbie? That's just wrong. Wonderfully, irresistably, blue eyeshadowy and inflexible feety wrong. Autumn, you cannot come soon enough. Rodeo season, nor can you.
Now this is the way to divide up the assets in a divorce. Yours, mine, the money to pay for the big fucking outing-your-affair billboard. Plus, hiring sign-makers seems like so much more fun than writing checks to attorneys.
Today's Linkety Dinkety Doo of this-es is set to that soundtrack (as in, that is still swiftily, niftily the cut).
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