Hoochy or Hawt: Can Jessica Simpson shoes ever say "class act"?

Every shoe whore worth her weight in peep toes has pondered whether she can negotiate a pull to Jessica Simpson shoes with the push of...well, we've all seen that Dukes of Hazard video at some unfortunate point or another.

Now's my time. While do think Jessica's (full staff of anonymous designers) have some adorable flats, I can't be bothered with flats. I want to be interested in flats (really, I do) but my eyes, credit card and mouse just will not let me veer away from the hussified section of heels.

It is what it is. I will inevitably be wearing 4-inch platforms to walk from my kitchen to the desk in my living room to work, then to teeter from the grocery-getter car into preschool to pick up the kid all swathed in a get-up of his own.

On to the shoes. Oh, the shoes. I'm not animal-print crazy but these shoes are my favorite height and right in my color palate of black and white and more black.  Could they be cute with a lightweight fall sweater and denim trousers? Or would I just be tripping into some horrible John Mayer/Tony Romo mismatch fashion-inspired terror in these things?

You tell me: Jessica Simpson zebra thighs smacked on a wedge heel, hoochy or hawt?
                                                                                                                                                                               

P.S. Just as a point of comparison: Yes, loves, these are in fact hoochy. And yes, these are pretty hot.

Comments

[Cyn]

Hawt baby! Hawt! These are very Chuli! I have a few pairs of Jessica Simps shoes and for the heel height they are comfortable and light. You could most definitely rock these.

PS. order 1/2 size up they tend to run a lil small.

[Sarah]

Maybe you could give me a lesson on how to walk in something like this after, say, a couple (or several) cocktails???