More evidence of which team he'll be playing for in the future

After putting on jammies and before stories and prayers and songs, during a quick game of Pinchy Bottom (yes, it's all very intellectual and Word World-like around here), Lil E grabbed my booty back (hey, all cheeks are fair game).

And then came the reflection upon life so far (or life, half way to second grade).

"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!" This is how I know something profound is coming.

"Yes, baby?" This is how he knows I'm on full alert for that profound stuff.

"I like your booty because it is big and soft like your boobs." And there it was.

"Ummm...thanks?"

So maybe next time we just go straight from jammies to stories, huh?

In case you're wondering: I know, I know. It appears as if the child is obsessed with boobage. This is absolutely possible. It's also possible that I focus on the ta-ta stuff because I am just so glad to have the reprieve from constant boy-part conversation.

Comments

[Wondermom]

Yep...you're living the good life! I'm outnumbered around here...these days all I hear is "Eewwww....boobies!" They are fun at this age though, aren't they!

[Adventures In Babywearing]

Oh my gosh. Haven't gotten there yet. But too funny.

Steph

[furiousBall]

same reason i like your booty too, he knows what time it is

[2Jmama]

Sooooo Funny! Wait until he comes home and tells you the Substitue teacher was HOT! yea, HOT! When pressed for a definition for HOT he said "fancy" ....well fancy I can live with...calling your Kindergarten Sub HOT is not cool!!

[Jessica Ashley (Sassafrass)]

Steph, with all those boys you are bound to walk in on a boob conversation sooner or later. And I better read about it on your blog!

2JMama, O.M.G. Well, at least he equates hot with fancy. You done good there, mama.

And furiousBall, have I been showing my ass here too much or what?

[Hanna]

Hahaha, fabulous! Mine frequently shouts "Mommy YOUR BUM!" I think its because unfortunately at this age, my badonkadonk is right at eye level. I can't wait till she's screaming "Mommy your muffin top!"