Linkety Dinkety Doo: Because I'm good at sharing

One for the boy:
Please say plaid pants and a fedora are in Lil E's future. Pretty, pretty give-the-dinosaur-shirts-a-break please.

One for me:
Come to mama, Jim. Bring your camera and come right on over here to mama.

And a third one just for the grandmother:
Be very careful with your comments on my whore shoes and irritating information- spouting on high fructose corn syrup and the dangers of Diet Coke, mom. Because you never know where those sneaky little retaliatory phone pics are going to show up. Be very, very careful.