You might be a winner of this giveaway I had a million years ago. That is, if you are still breathing.

That was supposed to be funny. It was supposed to be a rip on me and this crazy contest that ended sometime in the mid-80s and has been sitting patiently awaiting a winner. In case you've had any momentary lapses in breathing or no longer have a viable heart rate, my apologies. Hopefully, you're just a little dusty over there in your orange plastic waiting room chair with your hands folded.

Alas, it is time to reveal the winner. If you skip on over to my review blog, you will see if your Miagi-like skills have been worthwhile.

Just to make you want to jump even more, I will tell you that the woman the winner says she listens to help pull her out of the tough times is pretty bad-ass. For that alone, she deserves a $100 Visa gift card, perhaps to download tunes for happier times, perhaps to by something snazzy for herself, or perhaps just to an end to this damn giveaway once and for all.

Go get 'em, tigress.